UFC Drinking Game
You need
Players

2-12
Game Rules
When the Octagon meets your living room, things get loud fast. These rules turn every jab, takedown, and walk-off KO into an excuse to raise your glass. Pick your fighter, pace yourself, and let's get rowdy!
Setup
- Before the first bout, each player chooses the fighter they think will win the main event
- Stock up on drinks (beer, cocktails, or non-alcoholic) - the more, the merrier!
Drink Once When:
- Bruce Buffer announces a fighter
- The Tale of the Tape graphic appears
- You recognize a fighter's walkout song
- Camera cuts to a celebrity in the crowd
Drink Twice When:
- Fighter secures a takedown
- A submission attempt is locked in
- The horn sounds to end a round
Shot Rules
- Knockout or referee stoppage
- Win by submission
Finish Your Drink when:
- Your chosen main-event fighter wins
- The fight is declared a draw or no-contest
Bonus House Rules
- Octagon Call-out: If the winner challenges another fighter on the mic, everyone takes a shot
- Joe Rogan Bingo: Any time Rogan says “It's all over!” or “Oh, he's hurt!”, last to shout “Cheers!” takes a gulp
- Spinning Stuff: Spinning backfist, kick, or elbow? Everybody takes a sip
Ending
Call it a night when the card wraps or when you tap out. Hydrate, high-five, and remember: the only choke you want is from laughter, not your liver.